Lawak-lawak-lawak-lawak... nak mampus...
Dia cakap dia takde kroni masa dia jadi menteri...
Adoiiilaaa... gile babi lah... buat lawak gile. Kot kau cakap kat budak yg masa tu masih lagi baca buku teks bab tunjuk perbezaan kemaluan lelaki dan perempuan boleh le dia org percaya bulat-bulat yg kau takde kroni.
Tapi... jgn la tipu org lain yg dh tahu pasal politik. Jgn pulak sebarkan cete lawak ni kat org yg pernah baca senarai syarikat yg dpt kontrak masa perhimpunan agung tu dulu. Yg penuh sedinding nama-namanya. Ouhh lupa... Berapa banyak kawan dia nih kat list tu. Berkajang... Hahahaha...
Aishhh... gile ahh... Bab kencing cete lain... ok le. Bab cakap camnih. Kau dah terdesak sangat ke?
"Mana ada aku kencing kat sini. Tu org lain tu!!!" tapi telur dah tersepit dek cepat sangat nak zip seluar sebab takut kantoi...
Aku masih tak paham. Apsal la kau ni suka sangat ikut pintu belakang.
Ada org kata kau main ikut jalan belakang. Dulu... masa kau nak naik nombor 'loro' pun dengar-dengar ada yg ckp kau tikam belakang kat orang tua tu. Kesian En tu... Dah arwah dah... La ni.. Nak jadik org no 1 pun kalau boleh ikut jalan belakang. Tak main pangkah2 aci ni. Muskil aku... Ape sedap sangat ke ikut jalan belakang tu???
Kemut kuat kot? Ohhhh my godddd...
Makin lama aku dia ni bercakap dengar... makin lawak rasanya... Hahahaha...
List (setakat ini)
1. Realmild Group comprising Dato Khalid Ahmad, Nazri Abdullah dan Mohd Noor Abdullah (Dato Abdul Kadir Jasin was part of the group but not seen as Anwar man);
2. PNB's Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim that was offered 15% stake in Guthrie and now PKR Menteri Besar for Selangor;
3. DRB-Hicom-Gadek Group comprising of late MCKK classmate Tan Sri Yahya Ahmad, Tan Sri Dato’ Mohd Salleh Sulong and Dato’ Maznah Jalil;
4. Anwar's deal maker extraordinaire and fellow ABIM, the late Dato Nasaruddin Jalil of MBF, Gadek and Asia Pacific Airline;
5. Former Institiut Kajian Dasar, his key political man, MCKK classmate and now PAS Secretary General, Dato Kamaruddin Jaafar with equity in Dialog Group, Suremax, Gigaworld, etc.;
6. Faiz Abdullah of Aras Murni Berhad/Timuran Berhad and proposal to take over Nova Scotia Malaysia Berhad.
7. Tong Koi Ong of Phileo Allied bank, and EDGE Magazine
8. Abrar Group namely Wan Hasni, Rahim Ghouse, and Hj Kamaruddin of K&N Kenanga fame, inclusive notwithstanding .
9. Dato Ghazi Ramli, more remembered as Board of Director of Mobikom and Telekom Malaysia but is a recepient of many privatisation projects.
10. Ex CEO of Maybank and MCKK collegemate, Tan Sri Ahmad Mohd Don that was placed as Bank Negara Malaysia Governor;
11. Dato Murad Ahmad, Bank Negara Malaysia Adviser that was admitted in a Statutory Declaration as keeper of one of Anwar's "war chest";
12. Dato Ishak Ismail of Iras Murni, Idris Hydraulis and Aokam Perdana fame.
13. Sarawakian Dato Sng that was his "bagman" to pay off UMNO Division Head to secure nomination against Ghaffar Baba,
14. Dato Nallakaruppan of Magnum that was his accompkice in many sex scandals.
15. His father, Dato Ibrahim was a member of the Board of IOI.
16. Brother, Rani Ibrahim was involved in many companies' listing excercise and was recently appointed by Khaid Ibrahima s Adviser for Selangor's KDEB Group.
17. Tan Sri Quek Leng Chan and his Hong Leong group, which are only Lee Kuan yew's perpetual balcklist for banking license in Singapore for a banking infringement, managed to finally acquire a banimg license with Anwar's help.
18. Dato Salehuddin Hashim, son of PAS man Hashim Gera, fellow MCKK collegemate, current Secretary General of PKR, Turnaround Management and dealmaker extraordinaire.
Sebelum tutup...
Takkbbiirrrrrr Bro.... Hidup Condeleza, Hidup Al-Gore, Hidup GusDur, Hidup Bush, Hidup Wolfowitz, Hidup orang luar... Hidupp... Takbirrrr... (ps - Mereka bukan kroni penama di atas)
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