Ya i know, this entry got so many grammar, spelling and etc mistakes. Will change it later and maybe a few add-on. Hahaha... I've got SAP ECC6.0 training. Though I don't know what the heck that orang putih said. At least i understand that... I'll get training hours from this yadayada. Okay... free teh tarik anyone? bye... - 10.32am
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How are you Jai? How was your new job? Busy? I heard you work at Maybank. Maybe it's true la that last 2 weeks i saw someone just like you walking with some girl at the lobby. Err... i guess it was you. Am i right? Or another “pelanduk dua serupa”?
I know, sometimes, working at Maybank will make you stoopid and crazy. Especially for people like you. Huhh... But don't worry, I know you can you do that. For the past two company (am I right?) that you worked before (in less than 1 year), I guess you matured enough to take all those matters that will come on to you. Well, everything will be handy if you know how to tackle bossy bosses... And bossy not bosses. I know lah, coz you always know how to tackle etc etc... Is it? Boss and awek not the same type ka? Waahhh lauuu weehhh... Then, i think, I'm better than you... Hummm...
Oh ya, what floor are you now? I hope we are not sharing the same lift... I don't know, just don't like the idea of showing goddam sour face.
Incase you don't know. Menara Maybank sometimes full of girls... Here and there. Cute girls, pretty girls and not to forget... Someone's girlfriend too! That's right. Someone's girlfriend! I think you like that term huh?
Credit card dept known to have the prettiest one. Err, there's one girl at 4th floor. Cun dude... Not only pretty, but also she behave like ‘wow’ too! Ouhh she’s working as a receptionist at 4th floor.
But... don't ever try to tackle my friend's girlfriend. The one that people use to called her as Sunsilk girl. Working at 43 floor. IS. Uppsss.. Did I break the secret? But, like always, here, 1st come 1st serve. Wanna take one? Be yourself. I know you can do it. Successfully... (arghh just forget you current girlfriend). Not good enough to you I think. When the time comes, you will leave her behind. Like always Jai, like always...
Working at the same place with you new girlfriend is soooooo... facking fun. Serius dude. But here i give you a few tips if you ever consider to have new... And tips about blablabla... Read it, coz i don't type this if I'm not care about you, here.
- You don't have to wait for someone's girlfriend at lrt station on the way back home. At least you don’t have to give stupid reasons to stop in the middle of cramp LRT. You can go to office and backhome with same lrt or same... whatever
- Shopping? Sms? Hahaha... What should you sms someone's lover when you're in the middle of shopping parade? When you can shop till you die with you new girlfriend. No sms or phone call needed. And no one facking mad at you. Anyway, i know, right now you are not shopping with mom and dad anymore right? You have you own money and your own reason. Oh ya, not enough money? What's a girlfriend for? Ask them lah. They don't have? Or don't want to give you? Find another. Life is easy, don't make it hard dude!
- You don't have to ask someone's girlfriend for a coffee break at midnight. Either Kedai Kopi at Shah Alam or somewhere else. Why should you, if you can have Starbuck at Menara anytime? Rooms and car not provided.
- Ouh ya, don’t ever try to open your shirt and be like an idiot superstar just to impress your friends... Open you shirt 3am in the morning at genting is not cool. It’s cold! And really, it’s not funny at all to ‘pow’ your friend (best friend) with that cold thing. Do you that?
- To consider that Maybank is a good company. And knowing that you earn more than 2k per month. I think, it's better to ask you new gf pay you for a new car downpayment. Don't need to loan your mom's car. And don't need to borrow you current gf's car. But wait... Don't have money to refuel your car? That's why you should have so many girlfriend. Work time, office girl will pay. Nite time, your current girl. And secret time... I don't know who the hell gonna pay. They don't want to pay? And still no petrol? Huhhh.. how on earth you want to ask other girl to go to lowyat accidently? (Don't worry, you Gf will be ok). Syyy... try any reason to make anyone to pay for you. Please, stay on you cute face. Duhh...
- You don't have to change you handphone with someone's girlfriend becoz you can change your table regularly. Pull out that phone cord, nah... “Can we change our phone? Mine is blue. I like yours, black one”. Or else, why not buy fax machine and swap with with your new girlfriend? Cool isn't it? Want to be more cool? Rembat that walkie talkie from any pakgad. That would be seriously cool! Hahaha... I don't know how to say man. Becoz for me, I'm glad to meet a person who changed his cool handphone with uncool one (belong to other girl) without any intentions.
- Before i forget this thing. You don't have to msg other people's girlfriend and flirt with them using Yahoo msgr. Because we have Sametime dude!!! Huhuhu... You can add any girls in you msgr. I meant, Maybankers la... Find that girl's name or PF no (your taste, not mine)). Then add their name lah. And start to flirt. Don't worry. Your girl won’t find it. Cause sametime use intranet. Unless you stupid enough to share pc's photos or anything to share with your girlfriend. Then kantoi lah... dont be stupid lohh... “Pandai makan, pandai cover”. Like always... uiskkk?
- This one is the best. Once you have, what? 3 or 4 girl at one time? Why not try again? See, 1 maybankers, 1 mmuers, 1 outsiders and 1... just flirt2 with webcam. Life is great. then why not make it greater!
- Ya ya... Don't trust Maybank network firewall. I’m not saying that hackers can crack into our network. No... Just don't put any *** photos in your pc. Don't share you pc unless you know whom you share you folder with. No matter if it's your girlfriend(s). In this open world environment (perghh...), keep your secret, so secret... Opsss... Delete or hide your ex's sexy photo somewhere on you pc (hide, put pwd or anything). Same goes to your home pc. Make sure that your girlfriend don’t have any clue how to switch it on becoz your mom on the door waiting with a stick. My best advice, the best way is put it in Photobucket. Or maybe in a locked fotopages or Flickr. At least your girlfriend can't watch you ex's sexy photo! Demmit, I wish I could watch her photo. Not your, your sexy photo. Yuckk...
What else huh? Shit, I need to tell you this. Very important. You should be aware of this...
Maybank is not a Father's Trade Association (FTA) to get higher salary and higher grade. And it’s not another website or multimedia company which you can fakup every facking day. Maybank sometime becomes irritating when they talk about attendance. To you lah... Not to me... Try come to office and sign in after 845, every day... Then you'll see your boss will start to smile at you. Trust me. Latecoming? Make it more than 10 days per year, i tell you dude, bye bye for your promotion. Same goes to mc too. So don't ever think to take more than 10 days of mc in one year.
Humm mc? Dengue? Hahaha... Don't worry... this time, no one ever gonna facking help you like what she did... Trust me. I don't think your current gf can do the same. Good luck dude if you're hit into that ICU room one more time... Ouh ya, I don't ever facking care if you're ok or not this time... Just pray, Maybank knows how to appreciate someone like you, who don't know how to appreciate something or someone.
Anyway, this entry is just for you. And want to say to you. I never hold a grudge to you... Peace bro... And nice working with the same company with you! Chowwssss...
Do you hold a grudge?
You Don't Hold a Grudge
You're willing to give almost anyone a second chance, even if they've really wronged you.
Incredibly forgiving and compassionate, you understand that people sometimes change for the better.I don't hold any grudge, only that, i consider myself full of sarcasm!!! Thehehehehe....
Whooaaa... the longest english entry ever. Ps Jai - You should be proud that my longest post in english dedicated just for you!
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