Status, not by default!

According to me...

NORMAL STATUS
Single : 1 people. Male OR female
Couple : 2 people. Male AND female
Married : 2 people or more. Male AND female (and female and female and female) with a contract agreement.
Divorce : 1 people. Male OR female who choose to cancel their earlier contract.
Widow : 1 people. Left behind by a male or female because of death.

NOT A NORMAL
It's Complicated (TM by Friendster) : Don't ask this people. Because they can't answer your question. And lucky for you if they're not hit you by a stick on your head.
Gay : 2 men or more who are very happy playing in the back door. Normally one will disguised as a woman to other. Or simply all of them are neither woman nor a man. Anything can go in. But only 1 target allowed at one time.
Lesbian : 2 women or more who are using tools, vege or any body part that can be inserted to target area. Lesbians are more independent compared to gay.
Single but Not Available : 1 people but not sure if there are any people beside them. If you can't see anyone, assume that a ghost stand beside them. Or maybe they're stupid because they can't accept anyone else.
Single and desperate : 1 people who are really sick and urgently need to find someone else to accompany them in any 'occasions'.
Married but available (Man) - 1 man who are seeking other people to accompany them. Sometimes it can be a male looking for a male because his wife can't 'treat' him well enough. Or maybe he use to be a gay boy.
Married but available (Woman) - Their husband too busy to treat them. Or maybe their husband have a problem with... They should use either tongkat ali or gambir sarawak.
Till death do us apart : Couple who are really in love. Sometimes doing something stupid for example killing each other because they can't be separated by their parents.
Status Pending : Not sure which status they wan't to write in.