Recession - Stupid Ideas

A few stupid ideas to save money during recession and bad economy.

STOP!!!

• using condom. Buy the same rubber glove that CSI use. Cut the fingers from that glove (I don’t know what they called it) to 4 (maybe 5 depend on size). Save up to RM 20 per month.
• to involve in any accident at all cost. Save up to thousands per accident. And save your life too!
  
• paying Along. Instead buy you Along (your oldest brother) some give. Save more than Rm100 per month. But please make sure ‘runaway’ from your house first.
• using your car and motorbike. Sell it. Use bicycle. Save hundreds and stay healthy too!
• using your hand phone or house phone. Either calls from office or just miscall the person you want to contact. Save more than RM30 per month.
• shopping... Ask doctor for sleeping pills. Take your pills and sleep during weekend. Make sure you'll wake on Monday. No more shopping during weekend. Save nearly RM400 per month.
• going to cinema. For moviegoer, make a group at least 10 people. Every week, give 1 person 10% of the ticket price. After that person came back from cinema, make sure he tells you everything about the story. Next week, choose another person. Do the same thing. Save up to 90% for 10 movies.
• using your car sportrims. Change your car tires to bicycle tires. You can save petrol because of less traction. And it's bicycle tires are cheap too!
• buying highclass clothes. Dye all your clothes to black. People don't know if you have only 2 pairs or clothes. Save money on buying new shirts and detergent.
• using air conditioner at night. Open you windows and doors to cool you down. Put a sign outside your house. "WARNING. This house doesn’t have any air conditioner. So stay away".
• to pump your petrol. When you drive or ride. Turn off your car when you going downhill. Do the same when you ride motorbike. But for motorbike, for extra saving push your motorbike uphill. Save hundreds for petrol.
• withdraw your salary from ATM machine. During payday. Ask your friends to treat you something for one weeks. Save your lunch for 5 days
• driving. Hitchhike!
• any misunderstanding between you and your wife. Divorce will not save you any money.
• spending. Share your love, money, food and anything you can share with your girlfriend. You're born to be together. Remember?